Craig - I would be so happy

If i actually had some friends I would be so happy

If i actually had some friends I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If i could make $2 million pretending to be a superhero I would be so happy

If i could make $2 million pretending to be a superhero I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If we could get through lunch without someone microwaving fish I would be so happy

If we could get through lunch without someone microwaving fish I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If I knew how to use photo shop I would be so happy

If I knew how to use photo shop I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If i didnt see a gaping anus I would be so happy

If i didnt see a gaping anus I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If we could not hit any major turbulence I would be so happy

If we could not hit any major turbulence I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If the hair on my scalp grew as fast as my pubic hair I would be so happy

If the hair on my scalp grew as fast as my pubic hair I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If they would just cancel b.e.t. I would be so happy

If they would just cancel b.e.t. I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If my period would end I would be so happy

If my period would end  I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy

If they would actually stop sending me emails after I click unsubscribe I would be so happy

If they would actually stop sending me emails after I click unsubscribe I would be so happy  Craig - I would be so happy
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