Creepy Uncle Lance

You're going in the back of my van because that's the safest place for babies to ride

You're going in the back of my van because that's the safest place for babies to ride  Creepy Uncle Lance

Don't tell mommy and daddy what we did i want to surprise them with the video of you taking your first steps

Don't tell mommy and daddy what we did i want to surprise them with the video of you taking your first steps  Creepy Uncle Lance

Try to relax. i know it's a tight fit. You just keep growing out of your shoes so quickly!

Try to relax. 
i know it's a tight fit. You just keep growing out of your shoes so quickly!  Creepy Uncle Lance

No one will find you a better present for christmas then what I got you

No one will find you a better present for christmas then what I got you  Creepy Uncle Lance

I'll cut you Some slack if you poop your pants, you are a baby after all

I'll cut you  Some slack if you poop your pants, you are a baby after all  Creepy Uncle Lance

I will shake you up some formula here in just a moment

I will shake you up some formula here in just a moment  Creepy Uncle Lance

That's right, there's no escape Because you could get seriously injured if your car seat isn't secure

That's right, there's no escape Because you could get seriously injured if your car seat isn't secure  Creepy Uncle Lance

Let's go some place private and get those pants off Because your diaper needs changing

Let's go some place private and get those pants off Because your diaper needs changing  Creepy Uncle Lance

Your'e going in the back of my van because that's the safest place for babies to ride

Your'e going in the back of my van because that's the safest place for babies to ride  Creepy Uncle Lance

You're coming down to the basement with me because I can't leave you unattended upstairs while I check on the laundry

You're coming down to the basement with me because I can't leave you unattended upstairs while I check on the laundry  Creepy Uncle Lance
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