Creepy Wonka

Your child is an honor student? Then maybe they know how to use a fucking turn signal.

Your child is an honor student? Then maybe they know how to use a fucking turn signal.  Creepy Wonka

You wear a CitySports shirt? You must be so athletic.

You wear a CitySports shirt? You must be so athletic.  Creepy Wonka

You complain about r/atheism? YOu must be so brave

You complain about r/atheism? YOu must be so brave  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you've been raving for six months? Tell me all about how much the scene has changed.

Oh, you've been raving for six months? Tell me all about how much the scene has changed.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You wear yoga pants? You must have a huge ass.

Oh, You wear yoga pants? You must have a huge ass.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you posted your opinion on saying 'happy holidays' or 'merry christmas'? So glad to hear your stance on the issue

Oh, you posted your opinion on saying 'happy holidays' or 'merry christmas'? So glad to hear your stance on the issue  Creepy Wonka

Oh, so you're studying abroad in Spain? You must have really bad jet lag.

Oh, so you're studying abroad in Spain? You must have really bad jet lag.  Creepy Wonka

Pays $150 a month for Crossfit cult membership Complains about moving boxes

Pays $150 a month for Crossfit cult membership Complains about moving boxes  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist but you're not a condescending asshole? Thanks for that condescending remark, asshole.

Oh, you're an atheist but you're not a condescending asshole? Thanks for that condescending remark, asshole.   Creepy Wonka

Wish i could claim chart claimed chart since no one cares

Wish i could claim chart claimed chart since no one cares  Creepy Wonka
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