Creepy Wonka

you hate UNC? your my new best friend.

you hate UNC? your my new best friend.  Creepy Wonka

Monsanto makes bad products that destroy the earth? I'm sure your seeds are sooo Roundup Ready

Monsanto makes bad products that destroy the earth? I'm sure your seeds are sooo Roundup Ready  Creepy Wonka

You go to Uark AND you're a Razorback fan? It must be so hard to be humble.

You go to Uark AND you're a Razorback fan?  It must be so hard to be humble.   Creepy Wonka

Oh, you wear cowgirl boots? you must ride so many horses.

Oh, you wear cowgirl boots? you must ride so many horses.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You work on Wall St Huh? Would you like an everlasting gobstopper?

Oh, You work on Wall St Huh? Would you like an everlasting gobstopper?  Creepy Wonka

Your mother is crazy? Please, continue to enlighten us as to how you're different.

Your mother is crazy? Please, continue to enlighten us as to how you're different.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're a science major? Please fucking tell me what a failure you think I am.

Oh, you're a science major? Please fucking tell me what a failure you think I am.  Creepy Wonka

I'm patronising Do you know what that means?

I'm patronising Do you know what that means?  Creepy Wonka

You didn't know what cannabis is? Cute.

You didn't know what cannabis is? Cute.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, someone just picked up your share of the loot? That must be so frustrating.

Oh, someone just picked up your share of the loot? That must be so frustrating.  Creepy Wonka
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