Creepy Wonka

so, until abortion ends, you're giving up your ipod? yes, paint me a picture of your tragic sacrifice

so, until abortion ends, you're giving up your ipod? yes, paint me a picture of your tragic sacrifice  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you wear Sperry's? You must sail a lot

Oh, you wear Sperry's? You must sail a lot  Creepy Wonka

Oh, your favorite beer is Pabst? please, enlighten me on your tastful experience.

Oh, your favorite beer is Pabst? please, enlighten me on your tastful experience.  Creepy Wonka

Umpa lompas aren't all that short but i like mine right at dick level

Umpa lompas aren't all that short but i like mine right at dick level  Creepy Wonka

Johhny Depp as me, huh? Really?

Johhny Depp as me, huh? Really?  Creepy Wonka

i just gave rick perry a hummer the results should be very entertaining. Let's go watch.

i just gave rick perry a hummer the results should be very entertaining. Let's go watch.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you drive a honda s2000? You must be johnny tran

Oh, you drive a honda s2000? You must be johnny tran  Creepy Wonka

sick of being treated like shit from your bf? look with your heart, not with your fucking eyes

sick of being treated like shit from your bf? look with your heart, not with your fucking eyes  Creepy Wonka

Your Lips are a sphincter

Your Lips are a sphincter  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you wear riding boots? You must be quite the equestrian.

Oh, you wear riding boots? You must be quite the equestrian.  Creepy Wonka
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