Creepy Wonka

Oh, You play call of duty? You must be a military expert

Oh, You play call of duty? You must be a military expert  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you want me to go kill some droids? Please, tell me all about your complex motivations behind this original mission objective.

Oh, you want me to go kill some droids? Please, tell me all about your complex motivations behind this original mission objective.  Creepy Wonka

So you joined a fraternity? Please tell me more about how "chill" they are

So you joined a fraternity? Please tell me more about how

Oh you have gauges? what tribe are you from?

Oh you have gauges? what tribe are you from?  Creepy Wonka

Aldon Smith tore through your offensive line and sacked your quarterback? tell me more about how you're going to the super bowl with the best offense.

Aldon Smith tore through your offensive line and sacked your quarterback? tell me more about how you're going to the super bowl with the best offense.  Creepy Wonka

If you think you're getting out of this factorey a virgin... you're one nutty piece of candy

If you think you're getting out of this factorey a virgin... you're one nutty piece of candy  Creepy Wonka

but seriously im not coming

but seriously im not coming  Creepy Wonka

Before we enter the factory please, everyone place this little tab on your tounge and watch as I blow your fuckin minds

Before we enter the factory  please, everyone place this little tab on your tounge and watch as I blow your fuckin minds  Creepy Wonka

I just can't wait... Until the real world fucks the attention whore out of you.

I just can't wait... Until the real world fucks the attention whore out of you.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You sent me a funny e-mail? Please Remove me from your e-mail list.

Oh, You sent me a funny e-mail? Please Remove me from your e-mail list.  Creepy Wonka
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