Creepy Wonka

You can't cuddle your girlfriend because she moved? Please, tell me all about your relationship problems.

You can't cuddle your girlfriend because she moved? Please, tell me all about your relationship problems.  Creepy Wonka

these snozzberries taste like bethel waves

these snozzberries taste like bethel waves  Creepy Wonka

oompa Loompa doompa de do. You better run or I'm gonna rape you.

oompa Loompa doompa de do. You better run or I'm gonna rape you.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you have "haters?" You're probably really good and they're just jealous.

Oh, you have

Oh, you like Clodplay. You must be a pretentious douchebag.

Oh, you like Clodplay. You must be a pretentious douchebag.  Creepy Wonka

You designed your unreadable gig poster yourself? You must own every font!

You designed your unreadable gig poster yourself? You must own every font!  Creepy Wonka

You found out I work in the IT industry? Please tell me about all about the people you know that work on computers too.

You found out I work in the IT industry? Please tell me about all about the people you know that work on computers too.  Creepy Wonka

You see, at Cal Lutheran... ...Guys can wear purple without having their sexuality questioned.

You see, at Cal Lutheran... ...Guys can wear purple without having their sexuality questioned.  Creepy Wonka

you listen to animal collective and matt and kim? please, keep telling me how bad my taste in music is.

you listen to animal collective and matt and kim? please, keep telling me how bad my taste in music is.  Creepy Wonka

oh, you're a philosophy major? What do you think of Kant's categorical imperative to get me my goddamn coffee?

oh, you're a philosophy major? What do you think of Kant's categorical imperative to get me my goddamn coffee?   Creepy Wonka
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