Creepy Wonka

I must be new you say? Please, enlighten me with your tales of the depths of reddit

I must be new you say? Please, enlighten me with your tales of the depths of reddit  Creepy Wonka

I see your Lance Armstrong racing handlebars on your bike Please tell me about all the Tour de frances that you've won

I see your Lance Armstrong racing handlebars on your bike Please tell me about all the Tour de frances that you've won  Creepy Wonka

pregnant at 17? You must be so mature for your age

pregnant at 17? You must be so mature for your age  Creepy Wonka

You put "School of Hard Knocks" as your education on Facebook? What a pioneer you are. I'll make sure to take you extra seriously.

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Oh, You are a born again christian? Please, keep telling me how most theories are falsifiable.

Oh, You are a born again christian? Please, keep telling me how most theories are falsifiable.  Creepy Wonka

You might be wondering why you are all here today and why I have a creepy look on my face. It's because soon I will eat all of you... but not before I dip you in chocolate!

You might be wondering why you are all here today and why I have a creepy look on my face. It's because soon I will eat all of you... but not before I dip you in chocolate!  Creepy Wonka

OK, SO FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING AND THEN THE BIG BANG HAPPENED. Go on...

OK, SO FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING AND THEN THE BIG BANG HAPPENED. Go on...  Creepy Wonka

All girls are sluts? Tell me what it was like to meet every woman on the planet.

All girls are sluts? Tell me what it was like to meet every woman on the planet.  Creepy Wonka

If you feel of mine.... I'll look at yours

If you feel of mine.... I'll look at yours  Creepy Wonka

Tell me more about less government you conservative anarchaist you

Tell me more about less government you conservative anarchaist you  Creepy Wonka
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