Creepy Wonka

Your life is stressful? Please, do go on.

Your life is stressful? Please, do go on.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're taking a trip to Portland? I bet you planned that waaay before it was cool.

Oh, you're taking a trip to Portland? I bet you planned that waaay before it was cool.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, look at all the fucks you give? Then Please keep talking about it

Oh, look at all the fucks you give? Then Please keep talking about it  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You have girls two years younger than you trying to get on? You must be the hottest shit in school

Oh, You have girls two years younger than you trying to get on? You must be the hottest shit in school  Creepy Wonka

Oh, so you have one final down Please tell me how many you have left to go

Oh, so you have one final down Please tell me how many you have left to go  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you use an ellipses in every Facebook status update? That must be so suspenseful

Oh, you use an ellipses in every Facebook status update?  That must be so suspenseful  Creepy Wonka

So a hipster drove his friends 900 miles to eat the new taco bell taco? it must be delicious.

So a hipster drove his friends 900 miles to eat the new taco bell taco? it must be delicious.  Creepy Wonka

Asi que estas saliendo con mi ex-novia? Dime, que se siente querer ser mi reemplazo?

Asi que estas saliendo con mi ex-novia? Dime, que se siente querer ser mi reemplazo?  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you made it to This website you must have read your mail properly

Oh, you made it to This website you must have read your mail properly  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You got to 2nd base? You must know everything about the female anatomy.

Oh, You got to 2nd base? You must know everything about the female anatomy.  Creepy Wonka
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