Creepy Wonka

Insertion, my dear friends, is 93% lubrication, 6% penetration, 4% ejaculation, and 2% rape.

 Insertion, my dear friends, is 93% lubrication, 6% penetration, 4% ejaculation, and 2% rape.   Creepy Wonka

you wanna know something charlie... i've been fapping this whole time

you wanna know something charlie... i've been fapping this whole time  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you wear fake glasses and listen to one band thats not on the radio You must be a hipster

Oh, you wear fake glasses and listen to one band thats not on the radio You must be a hipster  Creepy Wonka

Look deeply into my eyes and tell me your don't want to touch it.

Look deeply into my eyes and tell me your don't want to touch it.  Creepy Wonka

lets undo those gumdrop buttons

 lets undo those gumdrop buttons  Creepy Wonka

you're an atheist? you must be the smartest 16 year old ever.

you're an atheist? you must be the smartest 16 year old ever.  Creepy Wonka

oh, you watch MadMen? You must know all about advertising.

oh, you watch MadMen? You must know all about advertising.  Creepy Wonka

Oh,you made a Pretentious Wonka meme out of a condescending Wonka Please tell me again how proud of yourself you are

Oh,you made a Pretentious Wonka meme out of a condescending Wonka Please tell me again how proud of yourself you are  Creepy Wonka

OH SO YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE RANGERS-DEVILS CONF FINALS? Please tell me about how the Ranger's won... Oh wait!

OH SO YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE RANGERS-DEVILS CONF FINALS? Please tell me about how the Ranger's won... Oh wait!   Creepy Wonka

tell me more about what a great scrum master you are

tell me more about what a great scrum master you are  Creepy Wonka
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