Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're a science major? Please, continue telling me why my major is a waste of time

Oh, You're a science major? Please, continue telling me why my major is a waste of time  Creepy Wonka

oh, Finals are Hard this year? Ever made a river out of fucking chocolate?

oh, Finals are Hard this year? Ever made a river out of fucking chocolate?   Creepy Wonka

Oh, you don't wear shirts in your profile pictures? Please, tell me about all of the ladies that's gotten you.

Oh, you don't wear shirts in your profile pictures? Please, tell me about all of the ladies that's gotten you.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you used "et tu brute?" in your speech? You must have something important to say.

Oh, you used

oh you work some shitty job? please tell me about what different people think you do

oh you work some shitty job? please tell me about what different people think you do  Creepy Wonka

Oh so you are the commissioner of a fantasy league? You must know everything about sports.

Oh so you are the commissioner of a fantasy league? You must know everything about sports.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're in bic, university scholars, and great texts? Continue to tell me how brilliant you are.

Oh, you're in bic, university scholars, and great texts? Continue to tell me how brilliant you are.  Creepy Wonka

49ers vs Ravens in the Super Bowl zero fucks given

49ers vs Ravens in the Super Bowl zero fucks given  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you have an iPad? Everyone must be so jealous.

Oh, you have an iPad? Everyone must be so jealous.  Creepy Wonka

god told You to run for president? Oh my, then you must be "the chosen one"

god told You to run for president? Oh my, then you must be
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