Creepy Wonka

oh, i see you wore fishnets, did your make-up, and put glitter on your ass before practice you must be the best jammer ever

oh, i see you wore fishnets, did your make-up, and put glitter on your ass before practice you must be the best jammer ever  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you watched the kony video you must know everything there is to know about social issues

Oh, you watched the kony video you must know everything there is to know about social issues  Creepy Wonka

That's quite an assumption you got there, Senor But I don't mind, you probably researched a lot of psychology and history to make it.

That's quite an assumption you got there, Senor But I don't mind, you probably researched a lot of psychology and history to make it.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're wearing high-waisted shorts and a tribal shirt? You must be such a hipster.

Oh, you're wearing high-waisted shorts and a tribal shirt? You must be such a hipster.  Creepy Wonka

Wondering about my true identity? Google "Gregor Bakovic"

Wondering about my true identity? Google

Oh, You do Crossfit? You must be in such amazing shape that your shit doesn't even smell

Oh, You do Crossfit? You must be in such amazing shape that your shit doesn't even smell  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're alone for Valentine's Day? Please, tell me all about it in your next status update.

Oh, you're alone for Valentine's Day? Please, tell me all about it in your next status update.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you were born in 1997? Tell me all there is to know about the 90s

Oh, you were born in 1997? Tell me all there is to know about the 90s  Creepy Wonka

turning 21 and already a seasoned drinker? you are hardcore, girl

turning 21 and already a seasoned drinker? you are hardcore, girl  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you did ROTC in college? You must know everything about the Army

Oh, you did ROTC in college? You must know everything about the Army  Creepy Wonka
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