Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're a registered Homeopath? The exams must have been hell

Oh, you're a registered Homeopath? The exams must have been hell  Creepy Wonka

You diagnose your self with OCD? How quirky and unique you are

You diagnose your self with OCD? How quirky and unique you are  Creepy Wonka

Know why they call me Willy? Jokes! Wanna see my wang?

Know why they call me Willy? Jokes! Wanna see my wang?  Creepy Wonka

Entãao voce esta com saudade de mim? Conte-me mais sobre como e poder me ver apenas fim de semana.

Entãao voce esta com saudade de mim? Conte-me mais sobre como e poder me ver apenas fim de semana.  Creepy Wonka

You say you spent 4 years as a corps boner? Tell me why your branch didnt give you a contract

You say you spent 4 years as a corps boner? Tell me why your branch didnt give you a contract  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you need to use food stamps to buy all of that candy and junk food? It's a good thing you do, or else you wouldn't be able to afford that carton of cigarettes and two fifths of vodka.

Oh, you need to use food stamps to buy all of that candy and junk food? It's a good thing you do, or else you wouldn't be able to afford that carton of cigarettes and two fifths of vodka.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You got a browning tattoo on your arm Tell me about all the wonderful brownings you own

Oh, You got a browning tattoo on your arm Tell me about all the wonderful brownings you own  Creepy Wonka

"Reddit is going down" you don't say

Oh, you have an undergraduate degree in biology? Enjoy making $12 an hour as a lab assistant with all of that amazing knowledge.

Oh, you have an undergraduate degree in biology? Enjoy making $12 an hour as a lab assistant with all of that amazing knowledge.  Creepy Wonka

You made it to the NFC Championship game? That's two whole post-season games more than most other teams! Good for you

You made it to the NFC Championship game? That's two whole post-season games more than most other teams! Good for you  Creepy Wonka
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