Creepy Wonka

Oh you have a degree in "divinity" from Liberty University? Hows your job as a tour guide at the creation museum working out?

Oh you have a degree in

Oh, you study physics? please tell me more about your understanding of the universe

Oh, you study physics? please tell me more about your understanding of the universe  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're in MYP? Excuse me while I stand up in deference of your vast erudition

Oh, you're in MYP? Excuse me while I stand up in deference of your vast erudition  Creepy Wonka

So you live on campus? Tell me all about how great those dorms are

So you live on campus? Tell me all about how great those dorms are  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you have Garage Band? You must be talented.

Oh, you have Garage Band? You must be talented.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You are wearing OSU clothing from head to toe? You must be a Varsity Athlete.

Oh, You are wearing OSU clothing from head to toe? You must be a Varsity Athlete.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you've been to mardi gras before? I bet St. Louis is amazing this time of year.

Oh, you've been to mardi gras before? I bet St. Louis is amazing this time of year.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You just had a baby? Have fun keeping them alive for the next 18 years.

Oh, You just  had a baby? Have fun keeping them alive for the next 18 years.  Creepy Wonka

so you commute to western tell me, how is that working out for you

so you commute to western tell me, how is that working out for you  Creepy Wonka

Oh, no hot guys at Haverford? I'd give you a solid 5 with the lights off.

Oh, no hot guys at Haverford? I'd give you a solid 5 with the lights off.  Creepy Wonka
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