Creepy Wonka

So you just hit Puberty Please, tell me more of what it feel like to touch yourself for the frist time

So you just hit Puberty Please, tell me more of what it feel like to touch yourself for the frist time  Creepy Wonka

You're a civilian living in peace time and need a gun to protect yourself? Please, regale me with stories about conflicts in your daily life that you couldn't defuse with words or other forms of self-defense.

You're a civilian living in peace time and need a gun to protect yourself? Please, regale me with stories about conflicts in your daily life that you couldn't defuse with words or other forms of self-defense.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you are from Southern Oregon? Tell me more about how you listen to Indubious and Alcyon and grow the best weed ever

Oh, you are from Southern Oregon? Tell me more about how you listen to Indubious and Alcyon and grow the best weed ever  Creepy Wonka

Taxes, my dear friends is 93% welfare, 6% healthcare, 4% haircare, and 2% ahh fuck it I'm an idiot.

 Taxes, my dear friends  is 93% welfare, 6% healthcare, 4% haircare, and 2% ahh fuck it I'm an idiot.   Creepy Wonka

I am SO HIGH

I am SO HIGH  Creepy Wonka

12 tables? You must be new here

12 tables? You must be new here  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You just graduated? You must know everything.

Oh, You just graduated? You must know everything.  Creepy Wonka

You're a manager at Albertsons? Oh my, you must be really important

You're a manager at Albertsons? Oh my, you must be really important  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're a Graphic Designer? And you use Microsoft Publisher?

Oh, You're a Graphic Designer? And you use Microsoft Publisher?  Creepy Wonka

How did I get these Oompa Loompas? do you think slavery is illegal?

How did I get these Oompa Loompas? do you think slavery is illegal?  Creepy Wonka
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