Creepy Wonka

Oh, you wear flannel jackets everywhere? You must chop down so many trees

Oh, you wear flannel jackets everywhere? You must chop down so many trees  Creepy Wonka

You can shoot well at the range? You must be so tactically proficient.

You can shoot well at the range? You must be so tactically proficient.  Creepy Wonka

You tell yourself you have "haters?" Please, tell me about how they're all "jealous of you."

You tell yourself you have

You just broke up with me? Please continue to enlighten me on how it's ALL my fault

You just broke up with me? Please continue to enlighten me on how it's ALL my fault  Creepy Wonka

JP NACHEF JUST TOOK ALL THE WIND OUT OF MY SAILS SPANKS HELPER

JP NACHEF JUST TOOK ALL THE WIND OUT OF MY SAILS SPANKS HELPER  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're going to coachella? Please tell me about how you spent $600 to see five bands you know (with one or two radio hits each) and the 20 other bands you've never heard of.

Oh, you're going to coachella? Please tell me about how you spent $600 to see five bands you know (with one or two radio hits each) and the 20 other bands you've never heard of.  Creepy Wonka

What's that? I have the best score on the team? Please, continue to explain how I'm making the team lose.

What's that? I have the best score on the team? Please, continue to explain how I'm making the team lose.  Creepy Wonka

OH YOUR A SSG (P) PLATOON SERGEANT? YOU MUST WORK OUT!

OH YOUR A SSG (P) PLATOON SERGEANT? YOU MUST WORK OUT!  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're good at Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3? Tell me how you don't abuse and spam Haggar's lariat and the pipe.

Oh, you're good at Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3? Tell me how you don't abuse and spam Haggar's lariat and the pipe.  Creepy Wonka

i never told my dad so dont tell yours.

i never told my dad so dont tell yours.  Creepy Wonka
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