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Dating Site Murderer

you're going to choke if you don't properly chew your food

you're going to choke if you don't properly chew your food Dating Site Murderer
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I will bury your body In the sand when we go to the beach tomorrow

I will bury your body In the sand when we go to the beach tomorrow Dating Site Murderer
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i love beating women to the door so i can open it for them

i love beating women to the door so i can open it for them Dating Site Murderer
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I will cut you're kids A slice of vanilla cake

I will cut you're kids A slice of vanilla cake Dating Site Murderer
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After our date, I'm going to kill you with all my sweet, sweet loving.

After our date, I'm going to kill you with all my sweet, sweet loving. Dating Site Murderer
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I jacked a womans car up to help her change a tyre

I jacked a womans car up to help her change a tyre Dating Site Murderer
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I am going to eat your entire head of lettuce because I'm going to want more of this delicious salad you made.

I am going to eat your entire head of lettuce because I'm going to want more of this delicious salad you made. Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL TEAR YOUR "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" TICKET AND USHER YOU TO YOUR SEAT

I WILL TEAR YOUR
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I want to stuff you with a good dinner. Then we can go see a movie.

I want to stuff you with a good dinner. Then we can go see a movie. Dating Site Murderer
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I keep driving past your house On my way to the soup kitchen. Wave next time!

I keep driving past your house On my way to the soup kitchen. Wave next time! Dating Site Murderer
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