Dating Site Murderer

You will die Laughing when you hear this joke.

You will die Laughing when you hear this joke.  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to tase you bro

I'm going to tase you bro  Dating Site Murderer

You are a cute little kitty.

You are a cute little kitty.  Dating Site Murderer

It puts the lotion on its skin in order to treat his eczema

It puts the lotion on its skin in order to treat his eczema  Dating Site Murderer

i will take your soul and funk cd collection after I pay you for them

i will take your soul and funk cd collection after I pay you for them  Dating Site Murderer

I will bury you a live set of garden seedlings. I know how you love to garden.

I will bury you a live set of garden seedlings. 
I know how you love to garden.   Dating Site Murderer

Tell me again Where does the salad fork go?

Tell me again Where does the salad fork go?  Dating Site Murderer

now we're alone I will smother you in kisses, i've been waiting all day

now we're alone I will smother you in kisses, i've been waiting all day   Dating Site Murderer

I'll squeeze your neck pillow into our travel bag so you can be comfortable on the plane.

I'll squeeze your neck pillow into our travel bag so you can be comfortable on the plane.   Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to wear your face painting if you don't mind

I'm going to wear your face painting if you don't mind  Dating Site Murderer
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