Dating Site Murderer

Thinking about you makes me want to touch myself back down to earth, and think about finally settling down.

Thinking about you makes 
me want to touch myself back down to earth, and think about finally settling down.  Dating Site Murderer

oh no you didn't

oh no you didn't  Dating Site Murderer

get in the bed i need help loading this into my pickup truck

get in the bed i need help loading this into my pickup truck  Dating Site Murderer

You're gonna get cut after our intense legs, arms, and abs workout

You're gonna get cut after our intense legs, arms, and abs workout  Dating Site Murderer

I woudn't sleep if i were you while you have all these background applications running on your computer

I woudn't sleep if i were you while you have all these background applications running on your computer  Dating Site Murderer

I will beat you at monopoly

I will beat you at monopoly  Dating Site Murderer

i want to eat your skin from your chicken, it is my favorite part.

i want to eat your skin from your chicken, it is my favorite part.  Dating Site Murderer

after tying the knot i asked her if she likes rape seed oil with her salad

after tying the knot i asked her if she likes rape seed oil with her salad  Dating Site Murderer

i carved your name into the jack o'lantern you made

i carved your name into the jack o'lantern you made  Dating Site Murderer

i will shatter your skull mug if i put it in the dishwasher.

i will shatter 
your skull mug if i put it in the dishwasher.  Dating Site Murderer
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