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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets a hug

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets a hug Dating Site Murderer
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I will pull your hair back if you drink too much and get sick

I will pull your hair back if you drink too much and get sick Dating Site Murderer
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you will never see the light of day if you don't you open those curtains

you will never see the light of day if you don't you open those curtains Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR LEG FOR YOU IF YOU NEED HELP CUTTING IT FROM THE TURKEY.

I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR LEG FOR YOU IF YOU NEED HELP CUTTING IT FROM THE TURKEY. Dating Site Murderer
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Yes, I like pee nya coladas, And gettin' caught in the rain.

Yes, I like pee nya coladas, And gettin' caught in the rain. Dating Site Murderer
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i hunger for blood sausage

i hunger for blood sausage Dating Site Murderer
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i'm going to nuke your country fried steak. i bet now you're happy i saved those leftovers.

i'm going to nuke your country fried steak. i bet now you're happy i saved those leftovers. Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL FUCK YOU UP SIDE DOWN, IF THAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE

I WILL FUCK YOU UP SIDE DOWN, IF THAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE Dating Site Murderer
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Steal my cable and I will find you and ask for it back, but really there's like three available ports anyway and I'm sure there are some spare cables around the office so why don't you just get one of those so I don't have to bug you later for the cable b

Steal my cable and I will find you and ask for it back, but really there's like three available ports anyway and I'm sure there are some spare cables around the office so why don't you just get one of those so I don't have to bug you later for the cable b Dating Site Murderer
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Tonight, you're going to die laughing at all my pictures of kittens.

Tonight, you're going to die laughing at all my pictures of kittens. Dating Site Murderer
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