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Dating Site Murderer

I'll eat your baby carrots if you don't want them

I'll eat your baby carrots if you don't want them Dating Site Murderer
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I'm going to hand you your heart shaped box of chocolates

I'm going to hand you your heart shaped box of chocolates Dating Site Murderer
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I'm going to remove your skin from your chicken because I know you like to eat healthy

I'm going to remove your skin from your chicken because I know you like to eat healthy Dating Site Murderer
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i will crush your empties so your recycle bin won't fill up as fast.

i will crush your empties so your recycle bin won't fill up as fast. Dating Site Murderer
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Hope you like death of a salesman. I got us tickets.

Hope you like death of a salesman. I got us tickets. Dating Site Murderer
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YOU ARE GOING TO BEG ME FOR YOUR LIFE CEREAL BACK, ONCE YOU FINISH THOSE CHEERIOS

YOU ARE GOING TO BEG ME FOR YOUR LIFE CEREAL BACK, ONCE YOU FINISH THOSE CHEERIOS Dating Site Murderer
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I took your infant's virginity I also hate niggers.

I took your infant's virginity I also hate niggers. Dating Site Murderer
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I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU SO BAD at twister tonight

I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU SO BAD at twister tonight Dating Site Murderer
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I'M GOING TO BURN YOU WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING

I'M GOING TO BURN YOU WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING Dating Site Murderer
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You're gonna fucking die if you don't look both ways before crossing the street

You're gonna fucking die if you don't look both ways before crossing the street Dating Site Murderer
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