Dating Site Murderer

I like to wear skin tight leather pants in the club

I like to wear skin tight leather pants in the club  Dating Site Murderer

They will never find your poster as atractive as I do


They will never 
find your poster  as atractive as I do  Dating Site Murderer

you're going to die laughing when you hear this joke

you're going to die laughing when you hear this joke    Dating Site Murderer

You'll beg for your life Aquatic DVD to be recognized by my Macbook

You'll beg for your life Aquatic DVD to be recognized by my Macbook  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to kill you with KINDNESS

I'm going to kill you with KINDNESS  Dating Site Murderer

I am going to shoot you an e-mail when i finish the report

I am going to shoot you an e-mail when i finish the report  Dating Site Murderer

Giving my ex girlfriend a piggyback ride? watch your back! I hurt my back once giving piggyback rides

Giving my ex girlfriend a piggyback ride? watch your back! I hurt my back once giving piggyback rides  Dating Site Murderer

Breath loudly on other end of line because i have a deviated septum

Breath loudly on other end of line because i have a deviated septum  Dating Site Murderer

I'll cut you a slice of this cheesecake.

I'll cut you a slice of this cheesecake.  Dating Site Murderer

I Killed MY EX IN A GAME OF SCRABBLE

I Killed MY EX IN A GAME OF SCRABBLE  Dating Site Murderer
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