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There's nowhere to hide The roses and chocolates that I got you for valentine's day.

There's nowhere to hide The roses and chocolates that I got you for valentine's day.  Dating Site Murderer

I see you closed your eharmony account Lucky I found you again on match.com

I see you closed your eharmony account Lucky I found you again on match.com  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to cut you A slice of this juicy watermelon

I'm going to cut you A slice of this juicy watermelon  Dating Site Murderer

you've got a pretty mouth have you considered a modelling career?

you've got a pretty mouth have you considered a modelling career?    Dating Site Murderer

get ready for anal i couldn't find the regular thermometer

get ready for anal i couldn't find the regular thermometer  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to the closet where I keep my guns because I need to fart and I don't want to offend.

I'm going to the closet where I keep my guns because I need to fart and I don't want to offend.  Dating Site Murderer

I'll show you how a southern baptist takes out the trash Now, make sure you separate the recycling from the solid waste. Make sure you grab the bathroom trash.

I'll show you how a southern baptist takes out the trash Now, make sure you separate the recycling from the solid waste. Make sure you grab the bathroom trash.   Dating Site Murderer

I cut people some slack. We cant all be perfect

I cut people  some slack. We cant all be perfect  Dating Site Murderer

i will watch you burn yourself if you're not more careful with the bunsen

i will watch you burn yourself if you're not more careful with the bunsen  Dating Site Murderer

Im ganna give you a nuggy Punk

Im ganna give you a nuggy  Punk  Dating Site Murderer
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