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Dating Site Murderer

I am willing to cut off my beard if it bugs you

I am willing to cut off my beard if it bugs you Dating Site Murderer
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I will slowly scoop out your favorite eye scream so that it doesn't bend the spoon.

I will slowly scoop out your favorite eye scream so that it doesn't bend the spoon. Dating Site Murderer
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NO CONDOM inium is too good for you! Let me put you in touch with my real estate agent.

NO CONDOM inium is too good for you! Let me put you in touch with my real estate agent. Dating Site Murderer
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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE when you see the mail in your mailbox

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE when you see the mail in your mailbox Dating Site Murderer
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I ONLY BATTER WOMEN THE FINEST FISH FOR THEIR CHIPS

I ONLY BATTER WOMEN THE FINEST FISH FOR THEIR CHIPS Dating Site Murderer
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DAS WAR NUR... Nen Kollege von mir!

DAS WAR NUR... Nen Kollege von mir! Dating Site Murderer
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I'll WEAR YOUR SKIN cream, so I can give you the soft touch.

I'll WEAR YOUR SKIN cream, so I can give you the soft touch. Dating Site Murderer
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I'm taking your child to see the new WINNIE THE POOH MOVIE

I'm taking your child to see the new WINNIE THE POOH MOVIE Dating Site Murderer
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Do I turn you on?

Do I turn you on? Dating Site Murderer
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I will lock you in my basement until this tornado passes.

I will lock you in my basement until this tornado passes. Dating Site Murderer
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