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PERMANENT vacation is an underrated aerosmith album!

PERMANENT vacation is an underrated aerosmith album! Dating Site Murderer
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I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOTHER 'S FLOWER ARRANGEMENT UP, I APOLOGIZE AND OFFER YOU THIS $5 COUPON TO OLIVE GARDEN AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR TROUBLES. PLEASE READ THE FINE PRINT BEFORE USING IT AS YOU MUST PURCHASE 2 ENTREES TO RECEIVE THE BENEFITS. AND IT EXP

I FUCKED YOUR DEAD MOTHER 'S FLOWER ARRANGEMENT UP, I APOLOGIZE AND OFFER YOU THIS $5 COUPON TO OLIVE GARDEN AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR TROUBLES. PLEASE READ THE FINE PRINT BEFORE USING IT AS YOU MUST PURCHASE 2 ENTREES TO RECEIVE THE BENEFITS. AND IT EXP Dating Site Murderer
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I will smother you with love and affection

I will smother you with love and affection Dating Site Murderer
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I will SMOTHER YOU With all my love

I will SMOTHER YOU With all my love Dating Site Murderer
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as soon as she falls asleep, i'll have my way with her dirty dishes. I thought cleaning them would be nice.

as soon as she falls asleep, i'll have my way with her dirty dishes. I thought cleaning them would be nice. Dating Site Murderer
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that awkward moment when you see, this guy staring at you' on a train..

that awkward moment when you see, this guy staring at you' on a train.. Dating Site Murderer
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ill eat the skin off of you ...r potatoes if you don't, because it's high in fiber and vitamin c

ill eat the skin off of you ...r potatoes if you don't, because it's high in fiber and vitamin c Dating Site Murderer
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All I see is red velvet cake at the dessert table

All I see is red velvet cake at the dessert table Dating Site Murderer
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get deep in that hole and finish covering the roots with soil

get deep in that hole and finish covering the roots with soil Dating Site Murderer
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Pretty soon you won't be able to breath because there's so much smog in the air

Pretty soon you won't be able to breath because there's so much smog in the air Dating Site Murderer
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