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I looked too long at Chuck Norris... Now I am stuck like this!

I looked too long at Chuck Norris... Now I am stuck like this!  Dating Site Murderer

YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL NEVER FIND YOU UNTIL YOU START ADDING THEM ON FACEBOOK

YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
 WILL NEVER FIND YOU UNTIL YOU START ADDING THEM ON FACEBOOK  Dating Site Murderer

wait.... ya dude your eyes are definitely hazel

wait.... ya dude your eyes are definitely hazel  Dating Site Murderer

I suck but I enjoy it.

I suck but I enjoy it.  Dating Site Murderer

Sorry about breaking your spine I'll buy a new book for you tomorrow to replace it

Sorry about breaking your spine I'll buy a new book for you tomorrow to replace it  Dating Site Murderer

They Call me beefy mother fucker

They Call me beefy mother fucker  Dating Site Murderer

You will never escape criticism from the rest of those jealous women you work with. Ignore their catty remarks.

You will never escape criticism from the rest of those jealous women you work with. Ignore their catty remarks.  Dating Site Murderer

I'M GOING TO kill you in a game of monopoly

I'M GOING TO kill you in a game of monopoly  Dating Site Murderer

Let go of my balls. Dude! I mean it!

Let go of my balls. Dude! I mean it!  Dating Site Murderer

Can I have a booth? doesn't fit

Can I have a booth? doesn't fit
  Dating Site Murderer
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