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Im gonna cut you Up some celery sticks

Im gonna cut you Up some celery sticks  Dating Site Murderer

i need you to make a human centipede dvd copy for my co-worker

i need you to make
 a human centipede dvd copy for my 
co-worker  Dating Site Murderer

I'M GOING TO cut off this foot note

I'M GOING TO cut off this foot note  Dating Site Murderer

fuck you nigger just kidding

fuck you nigger just kidding  Dating Site Murderer

i will eat your soul food, as i am a fan of collard greens

i will eat your soul food, as i am a fan of collard greens  Dating Site Murderer

AS SOON AS I SHOW UP, PEOPLE WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER, AS I HOST A COMEDY NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY. YOU SHOULD REALLY COME CHECK IT OUT.

AS SOON AS I SHOW UP, PEOPLE WILL DIE OF LAUGHTER, AS I HOST A COMEDY NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY. YOU SHOULD REALLY COME CHECK IT OUT.   Dating Site Murderer

I will make you squeal over these pictures of my kitten

I will make you squeal over these pictures of my kitten  Dating Site Murderer

They'll never find your body of work if you don't publish!

They'll never find your body of work if you don't publish!  Dating Site Murderer

I will enjoy her screams when she sees the two tickets I bought for the Fleet Foxes concert

I will enjoy her screams when she sees the two tickets I bought for the Fleet Foxes concert  Dating Site Murderer

PRAY YOU DON'T DIE FROM LAUGHTER AFTER I TELL YOU THIS JOKE Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

PRAY YOU DON'T DIE FROM LAUGHTER AFTER I TELL YOU THIS JOKE Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Dating Site Murderer
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