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Dating Site Murderer

I will cut you some slack just this once, but I really need that report on my desk by tomorrow.

I will cut you some slack just this once, but I really need that report on my desk by tomorrow. Dating Site Murderer
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You're going to die when i tell you who i met at the market.

You're going to die when i tell you who i met at the market. Dating Site Murderer
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your skin will burn if you don't use those oven mitts i knitted you.

your skin will burn if you don't use those oven mitts i knitted you. Dating Site Murderer
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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE when you have my delicious omelet I just made for you

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE when you have my delicious omelet I just made for you Dating Site Murderer
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i'm going to crush some berries to make you some delicious juice

i'm going to crush some berries to make you some delicious juice Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL WEAR YOUR FLESH colored crayon right out if we keep coloring at this rate!

I WILL WEAR YOUR FLESH colored crayon right out if we keep coloring at this rate! Dating Site Murderer
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I will wrap you in a blanket if it gets too cold Caption 3 goes here

I will wrap you in a blanket if it gets too cold Caption 3 goes here Dating Site Murderer
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I will screw your skull candy headphones into this ipod so I can listen to Enya

I will screw your skull candy headphones into this ipod so I can listen to Enya Dating Site Murderer
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I will cut you up a valentines day card

I will cut you up a valentines day card Dating Site Murderer
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I will take your life insurance premium and pay it for you.

I will take your life insurance premium and pay it for you. Dating Site Murderer
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