Dating Site Murderer

I murdered your mom In a game of table tennis. She was quite the player.

I murdered your mom In a game of table tennis. She was quite the player.

  Dating Site Murderer

You'll be dismembered if you break the rules of your sorority

You'll be dismembered if you break the rules of your sorority  Dating Site Murderer

get ready to die for my delicious apple pie

get ready
to die for my delicious apple pie  Dating Site Murderer

I'll cut into a hundred pieces your fucking kid rock cd. its terrible!

I'll cut into a hundred
 pieces your fucking kid rock cd. its terrible!  Dating Site Murderer

Dont worry I only do it in the ass.

Dont worry I only do it in the ass.  Dating Site Murderer

J-fal y u no shave

J-fal y u no shave  Dating Site Murderer

I'm going to cook you Some crepes for breakfast

I'm going to cook you Some crepes for breakfast  Dating Site Murderer

You think I'm going to rape you Because I am

You think I'm going to rape you Because I am  Dating Site Murderer

Your pain isn't going to end until the aleve kicks in. I'd give it about 20-30 minutes, minimum.

Your pain isn't
going to end until the aleve kicks in. 
I'd give it about 20-30 minutes, minimum.  Dating Site Murderer

I CAN SEE YOU R BEAUTIFUL, LIFELESS BODY PERFECTLY FROM THIS TREE.

I CAN SEE YOU R BEAUTIFUL, LIFELESS BODY PERFECTLY FROM THIS TREE.  Dating Site Murderer
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