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Dating Site Murderer

I'M GOING TO GRIND YOU UP some of these coffee beans that I roasted myself

I'M GOING TO GRIND YOU UP some of these coffee beans that I roasted myself Dating Site Murderer
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If you lie to me, I'll kill you Is there something in my beard ?

If you lie to me, I'll kill you Is there something in my beard ? Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL EAT YOUR EAR OF CORN IF YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH

I WILL EAT YOUR EAR OF CORN IF YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM WITH JOY, AS I SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION

I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM WITH JOY, AS I SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION Dating Site Murderer
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I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE GOAL, AND HELP YOU ACHIEVE IT, TOGETHER

I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE GOAL, AND HELP YOU ACHIEVE IT, TOGETHER Dating Site Murderer
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I will wrap your body in a blanket if it gets too cold

I will wrap your body in a blanket if it gets too cold Dating Site Murderer
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Nobody will miss you because i'll make sure you get home early

Nobody will miss you because i'll make sure you get home early Dating Site Murderer
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I will dismember that table for you if it doesn't fit in the doorway

I will dismember that table for you if it doesn't fit in the doorway Dating Site Murderer
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i want to watch you die of laughter when you see my new profile pic

i want to watch you die of laughter when you see my new profile pic Dating Site Murderer
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Hi josh. hows life.

Hi josh. hows life. Dating Site Murderer
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