Dating Site Murderer

i've got a real big temper pedic mattress and i sleep like a baby on it

i've got a real big temper pedic mattress and i sleep like a baby on it  Dating Site Murderer

i will split your gut With an amazing joke i heard


i will split 
your gut With an amazing joke i heard  Dating Site Murderer

The snapping you hear Is my new pet turtle, I call him Sheldon

The snapping you hear Is my new pet turtle, I call him Sheldon  Dating Site Murderer

YOU WILL PAY for nothing, dinner is on me

YOU WILL PAY for nothing,
dinner is on me  Dating Site Murderer

Liking a girl's photo on facebok "What if I come across as a creep?"

Liking a girl's photo on facebok

I am going to kill you softly with my song

I am going to kill you softly with my song  Dating Site Murderer

I will stab you With an Epipen if you have an allergic reaction

I will stab you With an Epipen if you have an allergic reaction  Dating Site Murderer

Im Emounicorn and im sexualy frustrated

Im Emounicorn and im sexualy frustrated  Dating Site Murderer

They will never find your body as attractive as I do.

They will never find your body as attractive as I do.  Dating Site Murderer

I'M GONNA TEAR YOU OPEN a baggy of spongebob fruit snacks.

I'M GONNA TEAR YOU OPEN a baggy of spongebob fruit snacks.  Dating Site Murderer
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