Disenchanted Young Professional

Good job, nice car, cool pad. Still single.

Good job, nice car, cool pad. Still single.  Disenchanted Young Professional

Graduates ready to take on the world 3 weeks in: 1000 yard stare

Graduates ready to take on the world 3 weeks in: 1000 yard stare  Disenchanted Young Professional

Gets a job Why the fuck am I still eating Ramen and Yakisoba???

Gets a job Why the fuck am I still eating Ramen and Yakisoba???  Disenchanted Young Professional

Understands how to do statistical analysis in excel only allowed to sum the columns

Understands how to do statistical analysis in excel only allowed to sum the columns  Disenchanted Young Professional

gets a job unrelated to his major lives with parents until they die

gets a job unrelated to his major lives with parents until they die  Disenchanted Young Professional

Graduates and gets a job Has tons of money has no time for fun

Graduates and gets a job Has tons of money
has no time for fun  Disenchanted Young Professional

They said: "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" I've got ketchup on my scrubs

They said:

Is Paid To Browse Reddit

Is Paid To Browse Reddit  Disenchanted Young Professional

Screwed plenty of skanks in college Same girls now have standards

Screwed plenty of skanks in college Same girls now have standards  Disenchanted Young Professional

Moves out of his parent's basement Spends all his money on magic cards and my little ponies

Moves out of his parent's basement Spends all his money on magic cards and my little ponies  Disenchanted Young Professional
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