Disillusioned Worker Dan

company christmas party tonight, can't get time off from 2nd job 2nd job is for caterer, will be there anyway

company christmas party tonight, can't get time off from 2nd job 2nd job is for caterer, will be there anyway  Disillusioned Worker Dan

if I don't show any emotion the boss won't know this music is bomb

 if I don't show any emotion the boss won't know this music is bomb  Disillusioned Worker Dan

Assigned to write a fourty hour poem for manager's wedding Gets sued for time off in July before selling kidney

Assigned to write a fourty hour poem for manager's wedding Gets sued for time off in July before selling kidney  Disillusioned Worker Dan

Applies for a great job Breaks both of his legs before the interview

Applies for a great job Breaks both of his legs before the interview  Disillusioned Worker Dan

works overtime on kid's birthday couldn't afford present anyway

works overtime on kid's birthday couldn't afford present anyway  Disillusioned Worker Dan

I'm gonna stand up and tell the 1% how their greedy policies are destroying this country right after I unload this drum full of mercury into the river for my boss

I'm gonna stand up and tell the 1% how their greedy policies are destroying this country right after I unload this drum full of mercury into the river for my boss  Disillusioned Worker Dan

Got a gold watch for 10 years makes gold watches

Got a gold watch for 10 years makes gold watches  Disillusioned Worker Dan

Drinks beer on lunch gets fired for theft for forgetting wrench in shirt pocket

Drinks beer on lunch gets fired for theft for forgetting wrench in shirt pocket  Disillusioned Worker Dan

I prayed for a raise Got fired instead

I prayed for a raise Got fired instead  Disillusioned Worker Dan

hopes to get back on feet, start playing guitar professionally again breaks all fingers on both hands on 2nd day of work

hopes to get back on feet, start playing guitar professionally again breaks all fingers on both hands on 2nd day of work   Disillusioned Worker Dan
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