Domestic Violence Turtle

COME AT ME BRO! IM GOING TO TURTLE SLAP YOU!

COME AT ME BRO! IM GOING TO TURTLE SLAP YOU!  Domestic Violence Turtle

i dare you--i double dare you... say it's cool that they're aliens now one more goddamn time

i dare you--i double dare you... say it's cool that they're aliens now one more goddamn time  Domestic Violence Turtle

Aman?! When did you turn into a girl

Aman?!  When did you turn into a girl  Domestic Violence Turtle

Who bought you that watch?! I bought you one.. the oven!

Who bought you that watch?! I bought you one.. the oven!  Domestic Violence Turtle

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a!

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a!  Domestic Violence Turtle

Bitch Why you SMILE'N

Bitch Why you SMILE'N  Domestic Violence Turtle

turtle's bithces better be using jimmies turtle don't play dat shit

turtle's bithces better be using jimmies turtle don't play dat shit  Domestic Violence Turtle

I'm surprised you can find Nemo with all that make up on your face

I'm surprised you can find Nemo with all that make up on your face  Domestic Violence Turtle

I told you never to wear that purse again didn't i? maybe next time you'll listen

I told you never to wear that purse again didn't i? maybe next time you'll listen  Domestic Violence Turtle

you know what's missing here? a sandwhich

you know what's missing here? a sandwhich  Domestic Violence Turtle
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