Dos Equis man

I don't usually find a smelly retard hiding in my bed But when I do, it's Newman

I don't usually find a smelly retard hiding in my bed But when I do, it's Newman  Dos Equis man

I don't always play Swordsmen but when i do, they are always badass

I don't always play Swordsmen but when i do, they are always badass  Dos Equis man

I don't always post sad stuff on Valentines day But when i do, I REFRAIN

I don't always post sad stuff on Valentines day But when i do, I REFRAIN  Dos Equis man

I don't always do the needful but when I do, I do it kindly

I don't always do the needful  but when I do, I do it kindly  Dos Equis man

I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY MY WATCHTOWER BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S DURING THE PUBLIC TALK

I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY MY WATCHTOWER BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S DURING THE PUBLIC TALK  Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to University of Michigan Graduates But when I do I ask for large Fries

I don't always talk to University of Michigan Graduates  But when I do I ask for large Fries  Dos Equis man

I don't always hit women but when I do, I make sure its Lauren

I don't always hit women but when I do,
 I make sure its Lauren  Dos Equis man

I used to pose my leg like Angelina Jolie but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to pose my leg like Angelina Jolie but then I took an arrow to the knee.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink coffee But when I do, it's all creamer and sweetner

I don't always drink coffee But when I do, it's all creamer and sweetner  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch the Magic play... but when I do I don't watch with fatula

I don't always watch the Magic play... but when I do  I don't watch with fatula  Dos Equis man
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