Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do, I check the privacy settings because those bastards at facebook are always trying to be sneaky

I don't always go on facebook But when I do, I check the privacy settings because those bastards at facebook are always trying to be sneaky  Dos Equis man

I don't always play MTG but when I do, best believe I'm bringing Thran Dynamo

I don't always play MTG but when I do, best believe I'm bringing Thran Dynamo
  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on advice animals but when i do it contains neither advice nor animals

I don't always post on advice animals but when i do it contains neither advice nor animals  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to strip club But when I do, strippers give me money!

I don't always go to strip club But when I do, strippers give me money!  Dos Equis man

Chuck norris can't touch this

Chuck norris can't touch this  Dos Equis man

I Don't Always Get Hit By Arrows But when I do, I take them in the knee

I Don't Always Get Hit By Arrows But when I do, I take them in the knee  Dos Equis man

I don't always email the wrong person but when i do i don't give up on it

I don't always 
email the wrong person but when i do i don't give up on it  Dos Equis man

CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS: We don't always loose But when we do, we still get points.

CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS:
We don't always loose But when we do, we still get points.  Dos Equis man

I don't always get bad chem lab partners Oh wait, yes I do.

I don't always get bad chem lab partners Oh wait, yes I do.  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear tighty whities but when I do, I haven't done laundry in weeks.

I don't always wear tighty whities but when I do, I haven't done laundry in weeks.  Dos Equis man
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