Dos Equis man

I don't always shave my coin purse But when I do, they're like 2 eggs

I don't always shave my coin purse But when I do, they're like 2 eggs  Dos Equis man

I Don't usually get polical on facebook but when i do, it's to stop sopa and pipa

I Don't  usually get polical on  facebook but when i do,  
it's to stop sopa and pipa  Dos Equis man

I don't always get struck by lightning But when I do, i get a badass tattoo

I don't always get struck by lightning But when I do, i get a badass tattoo  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink red bull But when I do, I have to pee constantly

I don't always drink red bull But when I do, I have to pee constantly  Dos Equis man

I don't always win the rolls oh, wait, I do.

I don't always win the rolls oh, wait, I do.  Dos Equis man

I don't usually drink Rockstar But when I do, I clean the house like I am on Meth

I don't usually drink Rockstar But when I do, I clean the house like I am on Meth  Dos Equis man

I don't always choose abnormally strong space metal in my shields But when I do, I prefer to use Vibranium-ademantium alloy

I don't always choose abnormally strong space metal in my shields But when I do, I prefer to use Vibranium-ademantium alloy  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke blunts But when i do, they're fat as fuck

I don't always smoke blunts But when i do, they're fat as fuck
  Dos Equis man

Original Sin doesn't always zerg with viet nab but when they do, they deny it after

Original Sin doesn't always zerg with viet nab but when they do, they deny it after   Dos Equis man

I don't always eat mayonnaise But when I do, it is in potato salad.

I don't always eat mayonnaise But when I do, it is in potato salad.  Dos Equis man
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