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I'm don't always watch football but when i do, roll tide.

I'm don't always watch football but when i do, roll tide.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drive through school zones but when i do, i'm so focused on my speedometer that i'm even more likely to run over children

I don't always drive through school zones but when i do, i'm so focused on my speedometer that i'm even more likely to run over children  Dos Equis man

I don't always ride my motorcycle BUT WHEN I DO, I don't have to trailer it home

I don't always ride my motorcycle BUT WHEN I DO, I don't have to trailer it home  Dos Equis man

I don't always weld the clamps to the pipe But when I do, I shut the front end down

I don't always weld the clamps to the pipe But when I do, I shut the front end down  Dos Equis man

I dont always kick ass and screw bitches but when I do, Im Ronald Granger

I dont always kick ass and screw bitches but when I do, Im Ronald Granger  Dos Equis man

When I have two monitors I look twice as productive

When I have two monitors I look twice as productive  Dos Equis man

Sometimes:Penis Sometimes: Not Penis

Sometimes:Penis Sometimes: Not Penis
  Dos Equis man

I don't always like getting raped but when I do, I party MSU.

I don't always like getting raped but when I do, I party MSU.  Dos Equis man

I don't always hate But when I do, it's the Baltimore Ravens

I don't always hate But when I do, it's the Baltimore Ravens  Dos Equis man

I don't always watch presidential debates BUT WHEN I DO, i prefer to get completely hammered

I don't always watch presidential debates BUT WHEN I DO, i prefer to get completely hammered  Dos Equis man
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