Dos Equis man

I don't always talk to Louisville Alumni but when i do i order a big mac and fries

I don't always talk to Louisville Alumni but when i do i order a 
big mac and fries  Dos Equis man

I Don't always listen to technical death metal Just kidding, i do

I Don't always listen to technical death metal Just kidding, i do  Dos Equis man

I don't always floss BUT WHEN I DO, I bleed like a bitch

I don't always floss BUT WHEN I DO, I bleed like a bitch  Dos Equis man

I dont always sell my books back at the end of the sememster BUT WHEN I DO, i make sure it's not back to the fucking student bookstore

I dont always sell my books back at the end of the sememster BUT WHEN I DO, i make sure it's not back to the fucking student bookstore  Dos Equis man

IT'S NOT ALWAYS FATHER'S DAY BUT WHEN IT IS, I SALUTE YOU

IT'S NOT ALWAYS FATHER'S DAY BUT WHEN IT IS, I SALUTE YOU  Dos Equis man

I don't often get Karma But when I do, I get it one post at a time

I don't often get Karma But when I do, I get it one post at a time  Dos Equis man

i don't always have take home exams But when I do, I prefer to take them at school

i don't always have take home exams But when I do, I prefer to take them at school  Dos Equis man

I don't always re-read cases But when I do, it's Smith v. Van Gorkom

I don't always re-read cases  But when I do, it's Smith v. Van Gorkom
  Dos Equis man

I don't always double check spelling on every single word in my sentence BUT WHEN I DO, it's because I'm posting something on reddit.

I don't always double check spelling on every single word in my sentence  BUT WHEN I DO, it's because I'm posting something on reddit.  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink beer Which helps explain my extremely poor taste

I don't always drink beer  Which helps explain my extremely poor taste   Dos Equis man
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