Dos Equis man

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up Gene, because he is one funny Bastard

I don't always go on facebook But when I do,I look up  Gene, because he is one funny Bastard  Dos Equis man

I don't always pick up hookers but when i do, I do it to steal their clothes

I don't always pick up hookers but when i do, I do it to steal their clothes  Dos Equis man

I don't always join a sorority But when I do, I join Alpha Gamma Delta

I don't always join a sorority But when I do, I join Alpha Gamma Delta  Dos Equis man

I don't always play kickball but when i do, I prefer TBD.

I don't always play kickball but when i do, I prefer TBD.  Dos Equis man

I don't always root for the New York Yankees Oh wait. Yes I do. Never mind!

I don't always root for the New York Yankees Oh wait. Yes I do. Never mind!  Dos Equis man

I don't always make funny faces But when I do I'm probably shaving

I don't always make funny faces  But when I do I'm probably shaving  Dos Equis man

I don't always update my status But when I do, 85273 people like it.

I don't always update my status But when I do, 85273 people like it.  Dos Equis man

I don't always make april fools jokes BUT WHEN I DO, i change my relationship status to "engaged"

I don't always make april fools jokes BUT WHEN I DO, i change my relationship status to

I don't always mandate healthcare But when I do it's upheld by the Supreme Court

I don't always mandate healthcare But when I do it's upheld by the Supreme Court  Dos Equis man

I don't always agree with President Obama BUT WHEN I think of the possible alternative, Mitt Romney, I want to move back to Mexico!

I don't always agree with President Obama BUT WHEN I think of the possible alternative, Mitt Romney, I want to move back to Mexico!  Dos Equis man
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