Dos Equis man

I don't always like to get a kick out of how shitty people make their lives out to be. But when I do, I go on Facebook.

I don't always like to get a kick out of how shitty people make their lives out to be. But when I do, I go on Facebook.  Dos Equis man

I don't always kill people who change the music... But when I do, I rip their heads clean off

I don't always kill people who change the music... But when I do, I rip their heads clean off  Dos Equis man

I don't always masturbate in the living room but when I do, I mute the fucking television

I don't always masturbate in the living room but when I do, I mute the fucking television  Dos Equis man

I don't always vote republican but when I do, I prefer Ron Paul

I don't always vote republican but when I do,
I prefer Ron Paul  Dos Equis man

I don't always listen to nautical death metal. But when I do, I prefer No More Pain

I don't always listen to nautical death metal. But when I do, I prefer No More Pain  Dos Equis man

I don't always say good morning. but, when i do I make sure i'm off of a call first

I don't always say good morning. but, when i do I make sure i'm off of a call first  Dos Equis man

I don't always wash my jeep but when i do the carwash looks like a mud bomb exploded

I don't always wash my jeep but when i do the carwash looks like a mud bomb exploded  Dos Equis man

I don't always wish people happy birthday BUT WHEN I DO, it's old fucks like you :D

I don't always wish people happy birthday BUT WHEN I DO, it's old fucks like you :D  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat Italian food But when I do, it's Dominick's Pizza

I don't always eat Italian food But when I do, it's Dominick's Pizza  Dos Equis man

I don't always play fantasy football But when I do...cbs sports calls me for advice

I don't always play fantasy football But when I do...cbs sports calls me for advice
   Dos Equis man
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