Dos Equis man

I don't always cut my finger But when I do, it's with a Ninja.

I don't always cut my finger But when I do, it's with a Ninja.  Dos Equis man

I'm not always use my web development powers But when I do, I do it for evil

I'm not always use my web development powers But when I do, 
I do it for evil  Dos Equis man

I don't always jam the printer... But when I do, I print 110 pages of 11" x 17"

I don't always jam the printer... But when I do, I print 110 pages of 11

I don't always catch my d's.. but when i do... wait, no, i ALWAYS catch my d's

I don't always catch my d's.. but when i do... wait, no, i ALWAYS catch my d's  Dos Equis man

I don't always spam But when I do, it is for sleeveless saturday

I don't always spam But when I do, it is for sleeveless saturday  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to number fests, but when I do, I lose all my friends and everything i brought

I don't always go to number fests,  but when I do, I lose all my friends and everything i brought  Dos Equis man

I don't always log into CapIQ But when I do, I prefer to log on right after Dan's emails.

I don't always log into CapIQ But when I do, I prefer to log on right after Dan's emails.  Dos Equis man

I don't always make searchboxes But when I do I include the refid

I don't always make searchboxes But when I do I include the refid  Dos Equis man

I don't always follow recruiting But when I do, it reminds me how much recruiting sux

I don't always follow recruiting But when I do, it reminds me how much recruiting sux  Dos Equis man

I'm not always a condescending prick But it makes men feel better about my tiny penis

I'm not always a condescending prick But it makes men feel better about my tiny penis  Dos Equis man
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