Dos Equis man

I don't always watch infomercials But when I do its the one about the Brazilian butt workout

I don't always watch infomercials But when I do its the one about the Brazilian butt workout  Dos Equis man

I don't always speak during chapter elections But when I do, I cross-debate and repeat points.

I don't always speak during chapter elections But when I do, I cross-debate and repeat points.  Dos Equis man

Geno smith doesn't always throw the ball But when he does... its never intercepted

Geno smith doesn't always throw the ball But when he does...
its never intercepted  Dos Equis man

I don't always make fun of crossfit ...just kidding

I don't always make fun of crossfit ...just kidding  Dos Equis man

I don't always post epic videos But when I do, I prefer they redefine "epic"

I don't always post epic videos But when I do, I prefer they redefine

I don't always have a mental breakdown when someone close to me dies But when I do, I pray for their rotting cadaver to come back to life

I don't always have a mental breakdown when someone close to me dies But when I do, I pray for their rotting cadaver to come back to life  Dos Equis man

Stay thirsty my friends (for jesus)

Stay thirsty my friends (for jesus)  Dos Equis man

I don't always pass 18 wheelers on the highway But when I do, I make sure I'm doing at least 100 mph

I don't always pass 18 wheelers on the highway But when I do, I make sure I'm doing at least 100 mph  Dos Equis man

I don't always read /r/politics but when i do, I think that America is a fucked-up place

I don't always read /r/politics but when i do, I think that America is a fucked-up place  Dos Equis man

i don't always play matches but when i do we lose and i bottom frag

i don't always play matches but when i do we lose and i bottom frag  Dos Equis man
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