Dos Equis man

I don't always have money BUT WHEN I DO, i spend it quickly and wrecklessly

I don't always have money BUT WHEN I DO, i spend it quickly and wrecklessly  Dos Equis man

i don't always give girls orgasms BUT WHEN I DO she swallows them

i don't always give girls orgasms BUT WHEN I DO she swallows them  Dos Equis man

I don't always wash my hands after using the toilet BUT WHEN I DO, it's because there's other people in the restroom.

I don't always wash my hands after using the toilet BUT WHEN I DO, it's because there's other people in the restroom.  Dos Equis man

I don't always fake gameplays BUT WHEN I DO, it's legit

I don't always fake gameplays BUT WHEN I DO, it's legit  Dos Equis man

I don't always black out But when I do, it's usually at THE BELLEVUE

I don't always black out  But when I do, it's usually at THE BELLEVUE  Dos Equis man

I Don't always think of something interesting for a TodayILearned... but when i do, someone has already used the link.

I Don't always think of something interesting for a TodayILearned... but when i do, someone has already used the link.  Dos Equis man

I don't always sing along to foreign songs But when I do, I sing the words wrong.

I don't always sing along to foreign songs But when I do, I sing the words wrong.  Dos Equis man

I don't always read the fsview, but when i do i facepalm the writers

I don't always read the fsview, but when i do i facepalm the writers  Dos Equis man

I don't always reminisce about star wars but when I do I forget about jar jar

I don't always reminisce about star wars  but when I do
I forget about jar jar  Dos Equis man

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP  Dos Equis man
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