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I don't always eat at applebees But when I do, I order every single half price app

I don't always eat at applebees But when I do, I order every single half price app  Dos Equis man

I don't always check my layouts But when I do, I check on Wednesday morning

I don't always check my layouts But when I do, I check on Wednesday morning  Dos Equis man

I don't always pub crawl But when I do, I prefer to do it with Delta Upsilon

I don't always pub crawl But when I do, I prefer to do it with Delta Upsilon  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink Rockstar But when I do, I clean the house like I am on Meth

I don't always drink Rockstar But when I do, I clean the house like I am on Meth  Dos Equis man

I don't always miss events But when I do they're 30 minutes late

I don't always miss events But when I do they're 30 minutes late  Dos Equis man

I don't always try to hard with memes But when I do, they suck.

I don't always try to hard with memes But when I do, they suck.  Dos Equis man

I don't always call penalties on the jammer But when I'm not the Jammer Ref, it's probably a major

I don't always call penalties on the jammer But when I'm not the Jammer Ref, it's probably a major  Dos Equis man

I don't usually beg in public but when I do its for a beta invite to a game my friend helped make!

I don't usually beg in public  but when I do its for a beta invite to a game my friend helped make!  Dos Equis man

I don't always eat at subway but when i do, there is never any toppings one inch from each end

I don't always eat at subway but when i do, there is never any toppings one inch from each end  Dos Equis man

I don't always insert semicolons but when I do, I do it in python

I don't always insert semicolons but when I do, I do it in python  Dos Equis man
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