Dos Equis man

I don't always play iPhone games but when I do, I'm likely pooping

I don't always play iPhone games but when I do, I'm likely pooping  Dos Equis man

I don't always facecheck a bush BUT WHEN I DO the enemy team is waiting inside

I don't always facecheck a bush BUT WHEN I DO the enemy team is waiting inside  Dos Equis man

I don't always clean my room but when I do, I realize I have a floor.

I don't always clean my room but when I do, I realize I have a floor.  Dos Equis man

I don't always play with myself, but when I do, I play devil's advocate

I don't always play with myself, but when I do, I play devil's advocate  Dos Equis man

I don't always say happy birthday But when I do, it's only to those i'm crazy about happy b-day my friend.

I don't always say happy birthday But when I do, it's only to those  i'm crazy about happy b-day my friend.  Dos Equis man

I don't always wear this watch But when I do, I flaunt it in a subtle fashion and am rewarded later with intercourse

I don't always wear this watch But when I do, I flaunt it in a subtle fashion and am rewarded later with intercourse  Dos Equis man

I don't always fart in public but when i do, I let people know it was me.

I don't always fart in public but when i do, I let people know it was me.  Dos Equis man

I don't always use my personal twitter handle during demos... But when I do, I have bad gas.

I don't always use my personal twitter handle during demos... But when I do, I have bad gas.  Dos Equis man

I don't always participate in corporate crime But when I do, I post it on facebook

I don't always participate in corporate crime But when I do, I post it on facebook  Dos Equis man

I don't always drink coffee at 3:00 in the morning But when I do, it's finals week

I don't always drink coffee at 3:00 in the morning But when I do, it's finals week  Dos Equis man
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