Dos Equis man

I don't always flash a gun but when I do, I flash it to FBI agents

I don't always flash a gun but when I do, I flash it to FBI agents  Dos Equis man

I don't always smoke marijuana But when I do, Newt Gingrich gives me the death penalty

I don't always smoke marijuana But when I do, Newt Gingrich gives me the death penalty  Dos Equis man

I don't always pledge a fraternity... but when i do , It's Kappa Sigma

I don't always pledge  a fraternity...
  but when i do , It's Kappa Sigma  Dos Equis man

I dont always eat fast food But when I do, I prefer Taco Bell

I dont always eat fast food But when I do, I prefer Taco Bell  Dos Equis man

I DONT ALWAYS GIVE BEER TO 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS But when I DO, ITS DOS EQUIS

I DONT ALWAYS GIVE BEER TO 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS But when I DO, ITS DOS EQUIS  Dos Equis man

I don't always post on Rutgers sites But when I do, I make sure to post the same stories on both

I don't always post on Rutgers sites But when I do, I make sure to post the same stories on both  Dos Equis man

I don't always play Words with Friends But when I do, I lose.

I don't always play Words with Friends But when I do, I lose.  Dos Equis man

I'm don't always swear off drinking...

I'm don't always swear off drinking...   Dos Equis man

I don't always microwave my hotdogs... BUT WHEN I DO, they explode.

I don't always microwave my hotdogs... BUT WHEN I DO, 
they explode.  Dos Equis man

i don't always write papers on a thursday night but when i do, i listen to house bangers to make it more bearable

i don't always write papers on a thursday night but when i do, i listen to house bangers to make it more bearable  Dos Equis man
Like us for More!