Dos Equis man

I don't always work security but when I do, the police accuse me of impersonating a security officer

I don't always work security but when I do, the police accuse me of impersonating a security officer  Dos Equis man

I dont always do backflips But when I do, i fuck up real bad

I dont always do backflips But when I do, i fuck up real bad  Dos Equis man

I don't always click stupid stories on reedit just kidding i like when they're all the same color

I don't always click stupid stories on reedit just kidding i like when they're all the same color  Dos Equis man

I don't always make Russell cry But when I do, it will be at this Saturday night's poker game

I don't always make Russell cry But when I do, it will be at this Saturday night's poker game  Dos Equis man

I don't always have a DRANK But when I do, I pass the fuck out

I don't always have a DRANK But when I do, I pass the fuck out  Dos Equis man

I don't always perform autoErotic asphyxiation but when I do, I have a spotter

I don't always perform autoErotic asphyxiation but when I do, I have a spotter  Dos Equis man

i don't always have a yellow car but when i do, it's during spring time in the south

i don't always have a yellow car but when i do, it's during spring time in the south  Dos Equis man

I don't always have a plan BUT WHEN I DO, it's plan B

I don't always have a plan BUT WHEN I DO, it's plan B  Dos Equis man

I don't always get called a heretic BUT WHEN I DO, it's by a "Reformed Baptist"

I don't always get called a heretic BUT WHEN I DO, it's by a

I don't always pose for pictures But when I do, I demand they be posted immediately

I don't always pose for pictures But when I do, I demand they be posted immediately  Dos Equis man
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