Dos Equis man

I don't always pray but when I do, it's for a zombie apocalypse

I don't always pray but when I do, it's for a zombie apocalypse  Dos Equis man

I don't alway talk to Bama Fans But when I do I order fries

I don't alway talk to Bama Fans But when I do I order fries  Dos Equis man

I did not used to have Swag Until I signed up for SwagoftheMonth.com

I did not used to have Swag Until I signed up for SwagoftheMonth.com  Dos Equis man

I dont always drink, But when I do, I prefer to blow up citronella candles

I dont always drink,  But when I do, I prefer to blow up citronella candles  Dos Equis man

I dont always start inter office fights But when i do i make fun of the short guy

I dont always start inter office fights But when i do i make fun of the short guy  Dos Equis man

I don't always micro-manage But when I do, I say things like "assurance" and "who's they?"

I don't always micro-manage But when I do, I say things like

I don't often have sex with your mom But when I do, i yell out your sister's name

I don't often have sex with your mom But when I do, i yell out your sister's name  Dos Equis man

I don't always go to happy hour But when I do it's with my co-workers at El Carmen

I don't always go to happy hour But when I do it's with my co-workers at El Carmen  Dos Equis man

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.

My name is Gordo. I am the most boring person in the world except for Rory.  Dos Equis man

I don't always steal peoples' food but when i do i make sure that no one will believe them

I don't always steal peoples' food but when i do i make sure that no one will believe them  Dos Equis man
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