Dos Equis man

I don't always talk about politics BUT WHEN I DO, i act like I know what I'm talking about

I don't always talk about politics BUT WHEN I DO, i act like I know what I'm talking about    Dos Equis man

I don't always wear scarves but when I do they are not for warmth

I don't always wear scarves but when I do they are not for warmth  Dos Equis man

I don't always use Jazz IIIs But after I do, I am incapable of using other picks

I don't always use Jazz IIIs But after I do, I am incapable of using other picks  Dos Equis man

I don't always get to use my Thunderbolt cable, but when I do it is a full macgasm.

I don't always get to use
my Thunderbolt cable, but when I do it is a
full macgasm.  Dos Equis man

I don't always need an attorney But when I do I call the Overchuck Law Firm Seek Justice my friends

I don't always need an attorney
But when I do I call the Overchuck Law Firm Seek Justice my friends  Dos Equis man

I don't always TRY TO GET MOULE POISONED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO SHAVE MIKE PETIT'S BEARD

I don't always TRY TO GET MOULE POISONED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO SHAVE MIKE PETIT'S BEARD  Dos Equis man

When someone says "No one needs an AR-15" I say "No one needs an opinionated Marxist asshole in the White House, but we've got one."

When someone says

I don't always drink water But when I do, it's in the middle of the biggest moment of my caree

I don't always drink water But when I do, it's in the middle of the biggest moment of my caree  Dos Equis man

Here is the plan my friend: We're going to double the beta blocker and turn off the blood pressure monitor

Here is the plan my friend: We're going to double the beta blocker and turn off the blood pressure monitor  Dos Equis man

I'm not always a condescending prick But when I am, it's to console gamers

I'm not always a condescending prick But when I am, it's to console gamers  Dos Equis man
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